Okay, it's past the holidays so I'm safe on this one, right? Just... please forgive me... Rudolf The Red-Nosed Hit Man by Mark Anthony...

I wrote this about 10 years ago. (with apologies to Clement Moore) Twas the night before Xmas, when all through the 'hood, Not a body...

The Night Before Halloxmas- a poem for all the holidays... at once.

Santa Claus is a visiting alien? Of course!